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2023

by Pottörhead

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1.
(instrumental)
2.
Hop on the train we’re leaving now Meet new magic friends somehow This is where the plot starts We’re going to Hogwarts We’re going to Hogwarts We’re going to Hogwarts
3.
Fluffy 00:23
Fluffy ate my lyric sheet Fluffy ate my lyric sheet Fluffy ate my lyric sheet And I can’t remember the words to this song
4.
It has been a crazy year Give me one more butterbeer In the dungeons there’s a troll Kisses, potions, rock and roll All the boys and girls are here Drinking all the butterbeer Ready for the Yule Ball Where the drinks are free for all Kisses, potions, rock and roll
5.
Dear Sorting Hat, can you please sort out the mess that is my life? Dear Sorting Hat, can you give me patience or at least a sword?
6.
I don’t like the Yule Ball I don’t like the snow fall I don’t like Santa Claus I don’t like reindeer ‘cause I want to be alone on Christmas Eve I want that all the others leave I want to continue my inquiry Into the Tom Riddle’s Diary
7.
This song shows you how the time-turner works It has 27 verses This was the song about the time-turner Thank you all for listening
8.
Back in '94 00:23
Don’t tell me that back in ’94 Fred and George didn’t play in a punk rock band With Ron on bass, a dumb little wizard rock band with a ridiculous name Back in ’94 Back in ’94 Rocking with Dumbledore Back in ’94
9.
I like Warhammer 40k I like Warhammer 40k But every now and then When I need something with a heart then I like Harry Potter I like Harry Potter
10.
Pardonnez moi, Madame Delacour Est-ce que vous voulez chanter avec moi? Je pense que le monde a besoin de plus de wizard rock en français
11.
I know it sounds weird but somehow I miss the daughter I know I never had I got the Wilkins Blues I got the Wilkins Blues I guess I’ll get a kangaroo instead
12.
When you’re on the run from Voldemort, sleeping in a tent You better know where to find the bathroom of requirement When you’re at the Wacken Open Air to see you favourite band You get rid of the mud in the bathroom of requirement And it doesn’t matter if you are a lady or a gent All genders can use the bathroom of requirement
13.
I Believe 00:23
I know it’s a conspiracy theory But I believe, I believe That Remus Lupin is not really dead Yes, I believe, I believe He found a way to leave earth behind Yes, I believe, I believe He found a way to live a happy life on Venus where there’s no full moon
14.
This is a song about the kangaroo curse This is a song we don’t rehearse It makes you jump up and down
15.
I’m possessed by the double-time demon Now I have to speed things up I’m possessed by the double-time demon Now I have to speed things up I’m possessed by the double-time demon Now I have to speed things up Stupefy!
16.
Post-Brexit Hogwarts ain’t what it used to be No more cheap alcohol from Durmstrang All we have to drink is British butternder Since we left the European Union
17.
Disapparate 00:23
The chorus of this song just Disapparated So here is the guitar solo middle part Disapparate Disapparate
18.
What’s the predictive validity of the O.W.L.? Due to an insufficient number of primary studies the meta-analysis could not be performed Further research is necessary regarding the predictive validity of the O.W.L.
19.
The Future 00:23
Fifty years from now what will be left of you and me and Harry Potter? Who will sing the wizard rock songs when we’re dead and gone? I don’t know and I don’t care because right now we are here You and I we sing along the same old wizard rock song
20.
Good Night 00:23
Good night to Hagrid Good night to you Good night to all the monsters under Hagrid’s bed

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POTTÖRHEAD proudly present "2023" - a collection of 20 tiny wizard rock songs, each one 23 seconds long, about Fluffy, the Sorting Hat, Fleur Delacour, Remus Lupin, Hermione's parents, Hagrid, Hagrid's monsters and the dumb little band Fred and George played in back in '94.

POTTÖRHEAD remain Germany's loudest wizard rock trio, singing about kisses, potions, rock and roll. Check out bass player Horst Helmut Kronbichler singing lead vocals for the first time on "I Like Harry Potter", find out who wants to be "Alone on Christmas Eve" and sing along to "Post-Brexit Hogwarts"!

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released January 19, 2023

Produced, mixed and mastered by Jutze Schult
Recorded in 2022 at home
All songs written by Jutze Schult, except "Post-Brexit Hogwarts" (music: traditional)
Photos by KSMB
Layout by Jutze

Jutze Schult: Vocals & Guitar
Horst Helmut Kronbichler: Bass
Lars Battnott: Drums & Vocals

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Pottörhead Stuttgart, Germany

Germany's loudest wizard rock band - sounds like the Ramones and Roxette meet in a library searching for a spell that makes their drummer play a steady beat.

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