1. |
Motorcycle Wizard
00:23
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(instrumental)
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2. |
Going to Hogwarts
00:23
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Hop on the train we’re leaving now
Meet new magic friends somehow
This is where the plot starts
We’re going to Hogwarts
We’re going to Hogwarts
We’re going to Hogwarts
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3. |
Fluffy
00:23
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Fluffy ate my lyric sheet
Fluffy ate my lyric sheet
Fluffy ate my lyric sheet
And I can’t remember the words to this song
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4. |
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It has been a crazy year
Give me one more butterbeer
In the dungeons there’s a troll
Kisses, potions, rock and roll
All the boys and girls are here
Drinking all the butterbeer
Ready for the Yule Ball
Where the drinks are free for all
Kisses, potions, rock and roll
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5. |
Dear Sorting Hat
00:23
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Dear Sorting Hat, can you please sort out the mess that is my life?
Dear Sorting Hat, can you give me patience or at least a sword?
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6. |
Alone on Christmas Eve
00:23
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I don’t like the Yule Ball
I don’t like the snow fall
I don’t like Santa Claus
I don’t like reindeer ‘cause
I want to be alone on Christmas Eve
I want that all the others leave
I want to continue my inquiry
Into the Tom Riddle’s Diary
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7. |
Time-Turner Song
00:23
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This song shows you how the time-turner works
It has 27 verses
This was the song about the time-turner
Thank you all for listening
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8. |
Back in '94
00:23
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Don’t tell me that back in ’94 Fred and George didn’t play in a punk rock band
With Ron on bass, a dumb little wizard rock band with a ridiculous name
Back in ’94
Back in ’94
Rocking with Dumbledore
Back in ’94
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9. |
I Like Harry Potter
00:23
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I like Warhammer 40k
I like Warhammer 40k
But every now and then
When I need something with a heart then
I like Harry Potter
I like Harry Potter
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10. |
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Pardonnez moi, Madame Delacour
Est-ce que vous voulez chanter avec moi?
Je pense que le monde a besoin de plus de wizard rock en français
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11. |
The Wilkins Blues
00:23
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I know it sounds weird but somehow I miss the daughter I know I never had
I got the Wilkins Blues
I got the Wilkins Blues
I guess I’ll get a kangaroo instead
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When you’re on the run from Voldemort, sleeping in a tent
You better know where to find the bathroom of requirement
When you’re at the Wacken Open Air to see you favourite band
You get rid of the mud in the bathroom of requirement
And it doesn’t matter if you are a lady or a gent
All genders can use the bathroom of requirement
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13. |
I Believe
00:23
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I know it’s a conspiracy theory
But I believe, I believe
That Remus Lupin is not really dead
Yes, I believe, I believe
He found a way to leave earth behind
Yes, I believe, I believe
He found a way to live a happy life on Venus where there’s no full moon
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14. |
Kangaroo Curse
00:23
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This is a song about the kangaroo curse
This is a song we don’t rehearse
It makes you jump up and down
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15. |
Double-Time Demon
00:23
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I’m possessed by the double-time demon
Now I have to speed things up
I’m possessed by the double-time demon
Now I have to speed things up
I’m possessed by the double-time demon
Now I have to speed things up
Stupefy!
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16. |
Post-Brexit Hogwarts
00:23
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Post-Brexit Hogwarts ain’t what it used to be
No more cheap alcohol from Durmstrang
All we have to drink is British butternder
Since we left the European Union
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17. |
Disapparate
00:23
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The chorus of this song just Disapparated
So here is the guitar solo middle part
Disapparate
Disapparate
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18. |
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What’s the predictive validity of the O.W.L.?
Due to an insufficient number of primary studies the meta-analysis could not be performed
Further research is necessary regarding the predictive validity of the O.W.L.
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19. |
The Future
00:23
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Fifty years from now what will be left of you and me and Harry Potter?
Who will sing the wizard rock songs when we’re dead and gone?
I don’t know and I don’t care because right now we are here
You and I we sing along the same old wizard rock song
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20. |
Good Night
00:23
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Good night to Hagrid
Good night to you
Good night to all the monsters under Hagrid’s bed
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Pottörhead Stuttgart, Germany
Germany's loudest wizard rock band - sounds like the Ramones and Roxette meet in a library searching for a spell that makes their drummer play a steady beat.
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